Son of Sats: Bitcoin Twitter Interview Series
Yellow. @ICOffenderII
Foreword:
I want to take some time to formally say thank you for being such a gracious pleb and taking the time to answer these questions. I am sort of new in the Bitcoin Twitter scene, but I have quickly learned about some of the names that make the space vibrant with meme humor and technical expertise. When it comes to memes there are a few names that come up and Yellow is one of the staples. I want to ask some questions out of curiosity, but also because I feel that a lot of other plebs could learn a thing or two from a wise yellow cat muppet.
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Questions:
1. So, Yellow. First things first - When did you realize you were a sentient being? I mean - puppets usually aren’t alive, except for the ones in the movies, the one with the frog and the pig that bang each other. Have you banged any other puppet?
First of all ,as all in BT, you know we are a bit autistic. Sir! Dis is two questions! Anyway: It was around when austerity hit where I lived and started wondering why the system wasn't working, didn't make sense. That's when my strings controlling me started to break. Last string was finding out about Bitcoin and completely opting out. As of the 2nd question you gib yellow 1 bitcorn , yellow will gib it back plus the answer.
2. Let's dig a little into your past - Behind the cat , there’s a human, who, like all bitcoin pilgrims, fell into the rabbit hole. Can you give us some insight into how you became a Bitcoiner? When was the first time you heard of the corn, and how much did you loose before you realized the actual value it holds? And what inspired the yellow cat puppet, that is a legend on twitter today?
The human behind yellow is pretty boring. Ordinary. I am a product of my environment so as I said above, 10 years of austerity and chaos in your country, will have some impact on you for sure. The impact on me was to start asking questions that led to more questions. "Why is this happening? How come so much debt? What is debt? What is money? Money=debt wait what?" So that road led me to find, in an anarchist forum somewhere, Bitcoin. It was 2012 and as it happens with everyone, I didn't listen at first. It would take me another year to experiment with it and few more years to understand that all other cryptos are basically just…stories. "Yellow" just..happened. I had that Flat Eric puppet for ages and I needed something silly for an Avi. As the years went by I started adding things to it's persona and not only (ex eyes etc)
3. What does a yellow muppet cat think of the current state of today’s popular culture? The woke mind virus has infected all of it , is yellow immune to this virus? And do you see us ever finding a vaccine for it?
The pendulum is coming back towards "common sense" I think and that's a good thing.
4. I have learned that you are part of the people with MT.GOX Bitcoins that are still not back under your custody - what valuable lessons have you learned from this experience? What will you tell newbies into the space is the most important thing about the self custody of bitcoin? And what will you do with those coins once they are released to you? Or is this all a larp?
IS DIS BEKKA? Arg!! Anyway, yes I'm one of those that contributed to the personal fund of that fat fuck Karpeles. I really had nothing back then and I was able with stacking and DCAing on the years that past to make up for it, but it was neither less a big hit for me. Depressed and not knowing what to do exactly, I had to get up at least. Bitcoin was still there ready to be stacked! So lessons? Not your keys not your coins and how to get up and continue with the plan! "If" yellow ever gets anything the plan is as always: HODL.
5. I have heard that you have many sworn enemies on twitter Yellow - who are they and why is it Bekka? Can you tell us a bit about when you crossed path with the redhead and why is there such an entertaining feud between you two?
Haha cause she is fckng funny even if her armpits smell (that's what yellow heard at least I noh know for sure 😏 ). I think I first "met" her on the threads being one of the boyz, a complete savage.
6. This question comes from the one and only Bekka - there are many polyester fabrics, which one is the best? Are Chinese made polyester puppets better than Greek puppets? And will the EU (Brussels) overlords even allow Greeks to produce polyester puppets. Very fascinating questions from Bekka.
The EU overloads will probably mandate for Greek puppets to not be produced but instead import as many puppets from China. After a while, and the total dependency of the EU to Chinese puppets, everyone will wonder why we depending so much to foreign puppets.
7. Yellow are you Satoshi or do you have any relation to the legend? I always have to ask this question.
Noh.
8. Does yellow believe in god? Or the devil?
Yes and yes.
9. What makes a dank meme in your humble opinion? Does virality make the meme or the meme makes its own virality?
Heart and attention to detail. Virality is a different beast. A good meme can become viral, meaning people are sharing it. But people share bad things too. Virality with no substance is of noh point.
10. How is your red bull sponsorship going? Are you going to have any crazy stunt events soon?
Unfortunately Red Bull still haven't called yellow back :(
11. Is yellow dry - clean only? Or can he be mixed with the rest of the laundry and dryer?
that's a personal question and yellow iz offended how dare u sir. white_glove_slap.gif
12. Where did you learn such a magnificent and accurate way of predicting the Bitcoin price action? Your TA is impeccable and has captured the attention of hundreds of experts.
Yellow haz many years trading;
It was Tuesday, 1929 and yellow was downtown Chicago when he first started trading stonks. Yellow was chilling in the trading desk and for some reason people started base diving from the skyscrapers. For the record, yellow didn't push that red button! It was Bob.
13. What is yellow's native language? In twitter space’s it is obvious that yellow is not a native english speaker because of his exuberantly sensual accent. I am a spanish speaker myself and I can hear a sexy accent miles away.
It's a combination of Greek and Hellenic.
14. Yellow are you a fan of scented candles? If so, Are you not afraid of open flames? Any bonfire, gas stove, anything that can combust your highly flammable polyester fur?
Yellow had great practice with a wabbit on twatter that always burned my polyester fair with a Bic lighter. After years, de fair regenerates like wolverine.
15. Lastly, we are in the middle of a bear market. As a well seasoned bitcoiner, what are your words of feline wisdom to all the new plebs / shitcoiners who are in the class of 2021?
Three rules:
Stack
Fight. And tag me so I can laugh and screenshot.
Build. And even if you don't know how to just tweet about it, it's the same thing. #IAMBUILDING
Ps. Watch de MemeFactory test stream every Thursday cause we really need to reach 10 viewers. Tenks. Oke bye now.
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Thank you very much for all of your valuable time Yellow!